舌头打结了也未必明白的英文同音诗

　　还记得逼疯老外的中文同音诗吗？

　　英文来复仇了，今天我们就来见识一下英文的同音诗——>

　　Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

　　首先要知道，buffalo=（名词）水牛；（动词）欺负；（地名）水牛城。

　　然后还原一下从句：Buffaloes from Buffalo, NY, whom buffaloes from Buffalo bully, bully buffaloes from Buffalo.

　　来自水牛城的水牛1被来自水牛城的水牛2欺负，又去欺负了一下来自水牛城的水牛3。

　　Will Will will Will‘s will to Will?

　　will=（人名）；（情态动词）将要；（名词）遗嘱；（动词）遗赠。

　　所以这句其实是：Will [情态动词，将会] Will [第1个人] will [动词，遗赠] Will’s [第2个人] will [名词，遗嘱] to Will [第3个人]?

　　Will1会把Will2的遗嘱遗赠给Will3吗？

　　Rose rose to put rose roes on her rows of roses.

　　rose=（人名）；（名词）玫瑰；（形容词）玫瑰色的；（动词过去式）站起来。

　　roes=（名词复数）鱼子，且rose和roes的发音完全一样。

　　Rose [人名] rose [动词，站起来] to put rose [形容词，玫瑰色的] roes [鱼子] on her rows of roses [玫瑰花].

　　Rose站起来，把玫瑰色的鱼子放在了她那几排玫瑰花上。

　　Badger‘s badgers badgers Badger’s badgers.

　　badger=（人名）；（名词）獾；（动词）烦扰。

　　所以，这句其实是：Badger‘s [第1个人] badgers [名词，獾] badgers [动词，烦扰] Badger’s [第2个人] badgers [名词，獾].

　　Badger1的獾一直烦 Badger2的獾。

　　Police police police police police police police police.

　　police=（名词）警察；（动词）监管

　　所以Police police, who the police police police police, police police.

　　监督警察的警察（督察），被监督督察的警察监督，负责监督警察。

　　That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is.

　　断句是这样的：That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

　　是就是是，不是就是不是。是这样吗？是这样的。

　　If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is!

　　it=（代词）它；构成语法结构。

　　If an object is the object, it is the object. If it is the object, then it is the object, it is!

　　如果说的是这个东西，那就是这个东西了。如果是的话，那就是它了，就它了！

　　James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

　　这是一个典型的过去完成时的句子，断句如下：James, while John had had ‘had’, had had ‘had had’. ‘Had had’ had had a better effect on the teacher.（场景是课堂上）

　　当John想到“had”的时候，James已经想到了“had had”。“had had”给老师留下了更好的印象。